Top 12 Things Obama Does as the Economy Crashes t-shirt

This humorous t-shirt (of our own manufacture) is a great gift to all those who are watching helplessly as the Obama Administration blunders. Please note that the words are much larger on the actual shirt than they appear here. 

The t-shirt reads:

TOP 12 THINGS OBAMA DOES WHILE THE ECONOMY CRASHES:

12. Tries to find out what the Joint Chiefs of Staff do.

11. Promises Bill that he'll keep Hillary out of the country for at least 3 more weeks.

10. Tries to think of some higher position he can start running for.

9. Orders the Pentagon to find at least one Marine who will clap for him next time.

8. Has Sasha and Malia help Timothy Geithner prepare his tax return.

7. Shops 99 cent store to find more gifts for visiting heads of state.

6. Shorts the stock market before delivering his next speech.

5. Asks Joe Biden, "What would Carter do?"

4. Appoints Bernie Madoff Chief Economic Advisor.

3. Explores 100% tax rate to pay for next "stimulus".

2. Preps Jeremiah Wright to be his first Supreme Court Nominee.

1. Starts 3rd memoir: The Audacity of Destroying the United States in One Term.

These words appear on the back of the t-shirt; the front of the shirt has only a small Free Market Warrior logo in the upper left-hand corner. 

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